I think I need to polish it a liiiiiittle bit more, especially the writing cuz my digital handwriting sucks, but… well…
My entry for the Night Vale Contest. I hope I stand a chance! There are so many awesome entries on tumblr already! I would wear them all! D:

Anyways~ have some fluff <3

Aww oh god people are still reblogging this? *__+;;;

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The Harpoon

"That bitch is a whale!
I look in the mirror and think

I am.

I am a tempest-tosser
goddess of waves and reckoning
and my thighs cut swaths
through currents of salt and blood

I am the nurturer
the mother of languages
and my songs sway the sirens
whose girth carries oceans

I am the wave-washed
voyager of millenia
and I hold a thousand lifetimes
in one liquid eye

I am Leviathon
ripping sailors from home
and tearing chunks from the squid
for my ravenous mouth

"That bitch is a whale.

I am.

Be careful that I don’t swallow you whole.

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"Come and use those big swans you’ve been building to prise my fat butt out of this slide."
"Not a problem, Rae."

(Source: finnarchie)

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but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk


When the way they say the line is completely wrong


and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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(Source: madangelinabluebox)

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(Source: yourfireflycatchingdays)

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"'Eminem initially asked Marilyn Manson to record on an earlier song, wherein Eminem talks about killing his girlfriend and putting her in the trunk of his car, but Manson refused because “it was too misogynistic.”'"

— SPIN article for Manson’s “Portrait of an American Family” 20th anniversary. 

Please tell me again how much of a monster Marilyn Manson is. (via simplysiriuslyjoking)
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In case you’re sad here are some buns.

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mom jokes

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But I promise I will find a way back. It’ll just take a couple of days, a week max. I’ll be fine, I’m a scientist. Cecil, a scientist is usually fine.

(Source: three-legged-cow)

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50 Shades of Shame [x]

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Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.

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"Monster" is derived from the Latin noun monstrum, "divine portent," itself formed on the root of the verb monere, "to warn." It came to refer to living things of anomalous shape or structure, or to fabulous creatures like the sphinx who were composed of strikingly incongruous parts, because the ancients considered the appearance of such beings to be a sign of some impending supernatural event. Monsters, like angels, functioned as messengers and heralds of the extraordinary. They served to announce impending revelation, saying, in effect, "Pay attention; something of profound importance is happening."

— My Words to Victor Frankenstein: by Susan Stryker (via whatmonstrosity)
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